Rule Books at the Diamond

[GarthB]

"Sorry to have offended you, master."

Michael,

Forgive me for observing that you appear to be the one offended.

Tee isn't offended. Not by this this thread. I've "known" Tee for at least four years now and I know it takes a lot more than a disgareement expressed at this level to offend him.

And it should take more than this to offend you as well. You are an umpire. Right?

Tee makes a valid point, one my grandfather used to make. "If you don't want an answer, don't ask the question."

I also liked his "When in doubt, imitate a clam."

But I digress.