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Welpe Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:05pm
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Originally Posted by mbyron (Post 613561)
I was suggesting that just being a softball umpire was sufficiently creepy.
I'd consider myself at least somewhat normal. :)

SanDiegoSteve Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:34pm
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Originally Posted by johnnyg08 (Post 613568)
"good" christian school girls anyway.
Hey, I didn't say Baptist girls! (I go to a Baptist church, so don't send me nasty letters y'all)

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Originally Posted by johnnyg08 (Post 613568)
do you drive home after the game w/ swamp nut$ too?
Yes, and often blueballs as well.:p

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Originally Posted by johnnyg08 (Post 613568)
Sometimes I do as you suggest and wear my compressions to the field, but sometimes I don't have the time to change or simply don't feel like compressing my "area" longer than I need to since I'm still trying to increase and mulitply.
T.M.I.;)

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Originally Posted by johnnyg08 (Post 613568)
...we don't need to be exhibitionists by any means...
Hey, speak for yourself!!!:D

UMP25 Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:39pm
Judson is, indeed, a "Christian" university, as the security guy said (never mind that he was himself an old man and drove around in a red, beat up van--kinda creepy itself, IMHO), which I guess means we Christians are not supposed to be naked.

:confused:

SanDiegoSteve Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:42pm
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Originally Posted by UMP25 (Post 613610)
Judson is, indeed, a "Christian" university, as the security guy said (never mind that he was himself an old man and drove around in a red, beat up van--kinda creepy itself, IMHO), which I guess means we Christians are not supposed to be naked.

:confused:
Perhaps he should provide fig leaves for all!

Rich Thu Jul 09, 2009 06:22pm
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Originally Posted by UMP25 (Post 613610)
Judson is, indeed, a "Christian" university, as the security guy said (never mind that he was himself an old man and drove around in a red, beat up van--kinda creepy itself, IMHO), which I guess means we Christians are not supposed to be naked.

:confused:
Of course not. We're supposed to show up dressed, I suppose.

I was changing after a game a few weeks ago and I've taken to wearing briefs under my tights. I was changing quickly when some dad (who was a knob the entire game) started yelling at me how it was indecent to be in my underwear around the kids. I asked him if the kids ever went to a freaking swimming pool.

jwwashburn Thu Jul 09, 2009 06:40pm
http://www.umpirestuff.com/images/testimonial1.jpg

http://marston-greencc.co.uk/images/milk.jpg
Dennis Whitehead

cc6 Fri Jul 10, 2009 02:42am
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Originally Posted by jwwashburn (Post 613712)
The second picture: looks more like a hockey player without all his gear on. How in the world does he expect to get those shin pads under his plate pants? Must be some awfully wide plate pants.

SanDiegoSteve Fri Jul 10, 2009 08:52am
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Originally Posted by cc6 (Post 613751)
The second picture: looks more like a hockey player without all his gear on. How in the world does he expect to get those shin pads under his plate pants? Must be some awfully wide plate pants.
Those shins look homemade to me. Hockey shins are nowhere near that huge. There are some great hockey shins that work very well for umpiring, but these look ridiculous. I like the Reebok 10K or Warrior Hustler models myself.

jwwashburn Fri Jul 10, 2009 09:16am
I actually just searched slob and umpire and came up with this....it is possible that he is a cricket player and or umpire...I just thought the photo was funny.

Kevin Finnerty Fri Jul 10, 2009 09:44am
It was very funny.


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