umpire fees

[SanDiegoSteve]

Originally posted by PWL

No Mr. Steve, I'm probably just as good of an umpire as you think you are. How do you get promoted to varsity as an umpire?

Dude, you wouldn't make a pimple on a real umpire's butt!

Maybe in your little podunk town, where coaches never get ejected, and the home team's uniforms never get dirty, they probably made you a varsity umpire right out of the box. But in the real world you work your way up to that level.