What will they think of next ?

[GarthB]

Originally Posted by LakeErieUmp

My question is, why do slowpitch umpires need water?

A better question might be "why does slowpitch need umpires?"

[Rich]

Originally Posted by GarthB

A better question might be "why does slowpitch need umpires?"

To settle arguments about whether the ball hit the corner of the mat, of course.

[mbyron]

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