Ambidextrous Pitcher Question

[canadaump6]

Is that a threat? What are you going to do...Lie about me and my son again? That was real classy.

I'm not gonna lie; I shouldn't have brought your son into our argument. That was wrong. Not justifying it, but you had been asking for a tongue-lashing for weeks, and really pushed me over the edge on that occasion.

That was no bull. As would many who post here, I would LOVE to see you work a game. And as I said earlier, the next time I find myself visiting family in upstate New York, I'd be happy to drive up and buy a ticket for that honor.

Perfect. I would love to meet you, because as much as you and I feud, I'm sure I could learn a few things from you on umpiring. You don't have to buy a ticket. I'd be happy to pay for your transportation and a small mentoring fee, that is if mentoring is your motivation.