Your Words to Live By (warning, possible humor)

[jkumpire]

When you are teaching new umpires, or involved in rules meetings, what are the words you want to impress on people the most?

I try to use the phrase at the beginning of every meeting:

Q: What do you as an Umpire want every game?
A: Strikes, Outs, and being paid at site, preferably in cash.