Rules We Don't Like

[SAump]

You make it sound so simple and innocent. I wish it were true. A carelessly thrown bat happens. The catcher is the one who is often hit with the bat. There are times when a bat sails over or by the catcher and squarely hits the plate ump.

There was a time when a DUI was a slap on the wrist. Times have changed. When I think of a bat that has been carelessly tossed, I visualize one both flying and spinning in a large parabolic arc. Now you may allow slips, accidents, and inadvertant footsies; but I have learned not to listen to those who use them excuses.

If bat doesn't sail near anyone, I got nothing.
If bat sails near someone or barely hits anyone below the pelvis, I have a warning to issue.
If bat hits anyone above pelvis, I have an ejection report to write up.
A substitute will soon enter the ballgame.

It would be on defense if I had the ability to influence the rules committee. Action by those who do re-write the rules in this case would serve a much needed purpose. It would tell the rats, "Don't bring that cheese in here."