The Official Tim McCarver Intelligence Thread

[lawump]

Say it ain't so....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tjones1]

From the site:

"If you leadoff and you play every day, you're guaranteed to bat with the bases empty at least 162 times." - July 8th, 2006

Classic!

[orioles35]

If somehow McCarver and Morgan were on the same broadcast, I think there'd be some kind of imbalance in the universe causing heads to spontaneously explode after Morgan said "...you know..." for the 100th time.

Either that or a spike in TV purchases the next day.

[UMP25]

Kinda like matter meets anti-matter, eh?

[Blue37]

I was reading and semi-watching the game, but I thought, when the Met player was hit in the face by the bouncing pitch, one of the announcers made a comment about it not being a hit-by-pitch because it hit the ground first.

[orioles35]

McCarver: "Well, David Eckstein, like most of us, has 20 digits. Ten fingers. Ten toes."

What would we do without this guy?

[bluezebra]

Originally Posted by orioles35

McCarver: "Well, David Eckstein, like most of us, has 20 digits. Ten fingers. Ten toes."

What would we do without this guy?

1..I guess Tiny (brain-wise) Tim never met Mordecai "Three-Finger" Brown.

2..Enjoy baseball broadcasts more.

Bob

[UMP25]

Originally Posted by Blue37

I was reading and semi-watching the game, but I thought, when the Met player was hit in the face by the bouncing pitch, one of the announcers made a comment about it not being a hit-by-pitch because it hit the ground first.

Please tell me that was Tim McCarver!