Sooooooo....today was the first day...

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At 75 Last Night I Noticed The World Spinning Smoothly Once Again.

Ball Parks Around The Country Were Filled With Perfection For The First Time This Summer......

The Amlu Spent The First Half Of The Season Like Penny-henny....

The Sky Is Falling, The Sky Is Falling.....or In There Case..........

The Game Is Crumbling, The Game Is Crumbling....well After That

Didn't Work And It Was Very Clear That The Game Was Passing Them

By.....well We Know The Rest.......that Extra 30 Bucks A Month And Yippee.......

Perfection Has Returned To The Yard............

Sleep Easy All You Minor League Players There Will Be No More

Pitches Missed, No More Kicked Calls, And Your New Umpires

Will Bust A$$ To Their Positions Between Innings..........