I don't care who you are, that's funnn.... oh, somebody else keeps saying that. Sorry !:o




Doug

We have a winner...hands down.

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

A rooster clucks defiance..........

Two of my favorites
 

Other than the MILF joke . . .

1. The plumber, doctor and lawyer were all having a barbecue at the doctor's house. All had their dogs with them. After a few beers, the trio begins to brag about how smart their dogs are.

The plumber said: "I have the smartest dog in the world! Do your thing Fido!"

Fido obeyed his master- dug under the doctor's house and within ten minutes, had re-plumbed the house.

"Good boy, Fido!" said the plumber, and threw Fido a dog biscuit.

"That's nothing," said the doctor. "I have the world's smartest dog. Go, Rover!"

Rover leaps the fence, where the doctor's neighbor is having a heart attack. Rover opens the man's chest and within eight minutes, has performed completely successful open-heart surgery. The neighbor is weak but recovering.

"Good boy, Rover!" said the doctor, and threw Rover a dog biscuit.

The lawyer is now laughing, and annoying the plumber and doctor.

"What's so funny? Your dog hasn't done squat!" said the angry doctor.

The lawyer composes himself enough to say, "You boys don't know from smart. Go, Spot!"

Spot gets up, fornicates the other two dogs and takes their biscuits.

2. Good news: a busload of lawyers just went over a cliff.
Bad news: there were three empty seats.

Strikes and outs!