Wear a cup from now on!

[ozzy6900]

Originally posted by TriggerMN
.... Unfortunately, he never pulled the bat back. Guy goes down like he's been shot, and I call a dead ball strike on the offer.

Uhh, you need to read up on the rules! Holding the bat over the plate is not an offer.

..... Anyways, the guy stayed in the game and of course struck out. But now he's got a good story to tell his children, if he still can father any.

Yeah, the story is that the umpire doesn't know the rules!