Any more PRO Head SHOTS out there?

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You may need PRACTICE, but don't mess with a good sport. Standard purchase list:

Binoculars for the stands, shades for the field, media subscriptions for mags, radio and TV, a magnifying glass for those books, and contacts for that BANGER.

Uniforms, protective equip., clinics, radio w/earplugz, Comm equip to instant replay official/supervisor

Supervisors, coaches and TDs (city state and national)

School and league officials, parents, kidz, kidz rep,

Ump org., attorney, insurance, partnerze behind YOU

Ability to see only the BEST advice or to eject BAD quickly, and luck it doesn't rain mistakes on YOU

Freedom to give and take insults, no make it take and take

Meds to clear it all up for YOU (HS level and below only)