Just for fun...

[tiger49]

After the batter swung at two above his head, pitch comes in belt high middle of the plate. After getting rung up he responds "What was that!" F2 Then looks at him as says "The one you should have swung at!"

[BlueinLINY]

Hey guys,

Brand new to this site and to umpiring and loving it!! Love this thread also, and here is one I've read on MLB.com:

After being rung up on a curveball, batters turns to PU and says "Aw, come on, Blue, you really missed that one," to which PU replies, "I wouldn't have if I'd had a bat."

That's one of my all time favorites.

[jicecone]

Doing a fairly intense Varsity game this year. Visiting team is favorite to win however, home team is making them work for it. Not only is the coach begging for everything, all the fans are too. Lane Bryant size scorekeeper in the stands, with her mouth to match.

Fifth inning , score 2-2 visitors in the field. Pitch comes in, outside corner and breaks away from the plate."Ball", I says. Catcher, "Come on Blue, you have to give us those."
Mrs. Lane Bryant yells, Thats horrible , you got to call those strikes.

Catcher, "See Blue , she's having an orgasim over that call." I call, "Time, first of all that pitch was low and away, and secondly, I do that to all the women's."

We both had a real good laugh before we started the game back up.

Visitors won 7-2.

[scyguy]

had a coach last night complained about two pitches and stated if one wasn't a strike then why wasn't the other. He said something to the effect of an either or statement. I looked at him and gave him an either or. I said "you can either stay in the dugout or go to the bus". Never heard another word.

[w_sohl]

Not baseball and I didn't get to use, but it would have been awesome.

Girls Varsity Basketball

Counting 5-sec violation and some dad from the stands keeps yelling, "That's not six feet that's ten feet!" I wanted to respond so badly (but I didn't), I bet that's what you tell your wife too!