Just for fun...

[jicecone]

Doing a fairly intense Varsity game this year. Visiting team is favorite to win however, home team is making them work for it. Not only is the coach begging for everything, all the fans are too. Lane Bryant size scorekeeper in the stands, with her mouth to match.

Fifth inning , score 2-2 visitors in the field. Pitch comes in, outside corner and breaks away from the plate."Ball", I says. Catcher, "Come on Blue, you have to give us those."
Mrs. Lane Bryant yells, Thats horrible , you got to call those strikes.

Catcher, "See Blue , she's having an orgasim over that call." I call, "Time, first of all that pitch was low and away, and secondly, I do that to all the women's."

We both had a real good laugh before we started the game back up.

Visitors won 7-2.