Ran across this sit at eteamz

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Ok Class, todays lesson is on:

C O N T R A D I C T I O N

Pay attention here!! Johnnie.

"The way you guys put down others from other websites and those that don't do the same level of ball as you is immature and insulting. No wonder there is a shortage of officials...who needs this crap from fellow umpires when we have to deal with it from spectators, coaches and players. This should be one place that an umpire feels good about coming to for information, instruction, training, and yes, even an absurd play here and there to improve the problem solving aspect of umpiring."

"It's not likely that we will be partners. However, should the opportunity arise, I will turn it down. You, sir, are a disgrace."

Miss Brown, Miss Brown, "Can I please be excused to go to the bathroom, I think I am sick to my stomach."

Yes you can Johnnie.