Tossing a coach

[Rich]

Originally posted by akalsey
The first out, there were more than one comment. The comments were still being hurled at me when the next batter took his place in the box. He told me I was in the wrong position. He told me that I should watch the play next time. He asked if I'd like him to clean the bag off for me. In short, he said all the things I've said to umps as a spectator.

I don't want to dump someone. I'd like to do anything I can to avoid it.

Why didn't you say this in the first place? My initial reaction was the same as David's. But reading this -- you should've ejected him on at least two of the comments above.