What The F*ck Ump?

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Originally posted by His High Holiness
What the f$$$ are you doing listening to anybody but your partner after a game? Why are you shaking hands with coaches? Why are you parked in a place where fans can come talk to you? Why are you even listening to them? Have you learned nothing from your readings here at this forum?

I don't know where you are from, but around here, there is one parking lot at a field. So I park there, I parked in the back to try to be as out of view as possible. The parents of the players also park there. And if I am standing there talking to my partner for the next game, and one of the parents walks by and says good game to me, what should I do. Just look at the ground and ignore them?

Originally posted by His High Holiness
Furthermore, what in the h$ll do you expect a coach to say to you after he has lost? Don't you know that most coaches consider it the umpire's fault after a loss? If you need validation and adoration from coaches, you need to find a new line of work. Even when they compliment you, they are only setting you up for the next game. If you believe a word they say then you are a green rookie.

Yep I think it is time for me to quit. The only reason I umpire baseball games is to hear the coach say good game to me afterwards.

Originally posted by His High Holiness
Suggestion: Read more and post less. You are obviously too incompetent to contribute intelligently.

Here's a suggestion. How about you crawl back into that cave you have been living in for your whole life. I'm sorry, I shook someone's hand. I guss that make me not qualified to ever post agian.