Rich I think my captains meeting may be shorter than yours
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All I say is I expect good sportsmanship, then ask if they have any questions (always a NO), then ask my partner if they have anything to add.
Half the time they do, and its usually the following 2 things
1. who's the speaking captain (I just don't understand this)
2. They reiterate sportsmanship and something about TO's
The last time my meeting was a bit longer was during a rivalry game where the previous game had an altercation. I reminded the teams to keep their cool and should things escalate to make sure their benches stay put. Same was said to the coaches.