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Originally posted by JRutledge
I am one of the few officials that do not have a bear belly or look like they struggle to get up and down the court.
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Given the choice between a beer belly and a bear belly (the belly of a large heavy mammal having long shaggy hair, rudimentary tail, and plantigrade feet and feeding largely on fruit and insects as well as flesh), I'd take the beer belly; at least getting that one can be enjoyable.