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Okay - here's one of my favorites.
Top of the 1st - full count. Pitch comes in nose high. Ball 4. Defensive coach goes nuts. "Oh come on. That pitch was to close not to swing." "Ump, you've got to open up your strike zone." And then, "Ump, can I have time - I want to talk with you." "Not if it's about my strike zone." "I guess I can't have time then." "Guess not."
-Kono
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