"Dad - I'm sick of playing for Suck High School - they are awful, scouts are never going to see me play."
"OK, son - go live with these people and you can change schools and play for a better team."
"Ah ... cool. I'm an athlete, I will be coddled and provided for - I can do whatever I want."
Athletic affluenza.
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I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, 'I drank what?'”
West Houston Mike
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