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Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA
Judge: You have been found guilty in two counts of murder and are sentenced to life in prison.
Criminal: But your honor, I didn't kill two people, I killed three.
Judge: Three? Well, in that case you cannot be guilty of killing only two people. You are free to go. Thanks for stopping by.  |
Doesn't work that way. There would be separate counts for each person, not one count of killing two. You'd be found guilty twice - once for each.
Nice try though.