[Smitty]

Originally Posted by MD Longhorn

U: So, what is underneath that bandaid? An earring?
P: No, sir. I had an earring last game, hidden under a bandaid - slid into home and it hooked on the catcher's earring hidden under a bandaid, and both of them ripped out. The bandaid is covering my ripped earlobe.
U: Oh, ok. Um - what about the other ear?
P: Uh..... same thing happened 2 games ago?

That's your argument?

Like I said, you go ahead and look the other way. I guess that's how "they" roll down in Houston.