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Originally Posted by Welpe
My wife already says I can't hear as it is so no big loss there.
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Reminds me of an Irish joke:
Sean and Mary have had a few pints and are driving home from the pub. The constable pulls the weaving car over and asks Sean if he realizes that Mary fell out of the car a few blocks back. Sean replies, "Well thank God, I thought I'd gone deaf!"