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Originally posted by ROMANO
THAT BECAUSE I'M A JEWISH...
anywhy are you going to start a jews jokes post?..
if you do..please tell me
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OK, we'll make it Jewish...
Sarah has been married and divorced 6 times. Finally, she put an ad in the local Jewish paper that said she needed a man who will not beat her, who will not run away from her, and who is good in bed. Some time later Sarah is at home and there's a loud knock on the door. She opens the door and she sees a guy with no arms or legs.
Hello she says, "can I help you?"
Im Abe, and Im here about your ad in the Jewish paper.
How do I know you can meet my requirements? Sarah says.
Well, I cant beat you because I have no arms, and I cant run away from you because I have no legs he replies.
But how do I know youre good in bed? she asks.
How do you think I knocked on the door?