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Originally posted by rainmaker
Quote:
Originally posted by Dan_ref
Q. What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do?
A. He stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
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Sounds familiar...
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Apologies if that joke was already posted in the joke...err...general discussion forum
Anyway, I just started reading it yesterday and I see Mark likes Steven Wright, so I'll throw my Steven Wright joke in:
A woman moves into a new house and she notices there's an electric switch by the door that does nothing. She soon gets into the habit of flicking it every time she walks by. Six months later she gets a letter from a woman in Germany. The letter said "Cut it out".