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Old Fri May 02, 2003, 11:42am
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Either way, no one has answered either of our questions...
Somehow,I think that we're both gonna have the same answer!
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Don't you get the bricklayer joke??? Okay, I'll try one more...
Apparantly, my humor plug-in hasn't been working over the last couple days. I don't get the bricklayer joke and the only thing I can think of in the dog's mouth is the cigar, which doesn't strike me as funny.

Nope,the dog had a brick in his mouth!!

Bwahahahaha....
We use these jokes to get our freshmen every year on a long bus ride. We'll start telling jokes, and you can see the upperclassmen's eyes light up. I'll tell the bricklayer joke and everyone will laugh hysterically like it's the funniest joke in the history of the world. The freshmen will have dumb looks on their faces, and the upperclassmen tease them because they don't get it, or convince them that it's funny. Invariably, at least one will say something like "Oh, oh yeah, yeah, I get that one. That's really funny." That makes everyone laugh harder because it's not funny at all. Then we'll tell a couple other jokes, and I'll come back with the dog/cigar joke and as soon as one of the freshmen says "a cigar?" all the upperclassmen shout, "No, a brick!"

I can't believe you guys would rather officiate than coach. You don't get moments like this.
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