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An eagle was flying up in Eagle Country, where no birds, no planes, no clouds, no nuthin' was.
He was the king. He took a few loops and a few dives and he was feelin' just a might fine.
After a few more loops and dives, he was gettin' a little hungry up there in Eagle Country, where no birds, no planes, no clouds, no nuthin' was, and he looked far below and saw a frog sittin' on a lily pad.
So, the eagle swoops down, niftily snatches the frog in his talons, heads straight up, flips the frog into the air and swallows it.
Well, now with a full stomach, there he is back in Eagle Country where no birds, no planes, no clouds, no nuthin' was, taking a few loops and a few dives and feelin' good.
Suddenly, there's a, "Hey Eagle."
The eagle looks all around, but he sees nuthin'. (He's in Eagle Country where no birds, no planes, no clouds, no nuthin' was.) Mighty strange!
He take a few more loops, but no more dives, and again he hears, "Hey, Eagle."
The eagle looks all around and finally sees the frog sticking out of an orifice.
"Hey, Eagle?"
"Yeah, whadya want Frog?"
"Hey, Eagle, how high would you say we are?"
Well, now the eagle proudly looks around, cuz he's in Eagle Country where no birds, no planes, no clouds, no nuthin' was, and he says, "Oh, about 10,000 feet."
"Hmmmm." said the frog.
"Hey, Eagle? You wouldn't be ****tin' me now would ya?"
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