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Originally Posted by BillyMac
Which makes me picture something like this:

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Hey, this picture gives me a great idea. See, we've got about 8 square yards of black/white striped referee cloth left over from the previously mentioned fair booth--used it to cover the walls. What I could do is take your orders for what size shirts you all wear, then take it all to a local seamstress who could tailor some finely crafted referee shirts, but with
HORIZONTAL STRIPES. I think then, when we run down the court this season, the side-to-side pattern of our new shirts will make us each look faster than we really are! Won't that impress our assignors!!!
Respond with shirt size, credit card and PIN to get in on the idea now!
Or would it make us look fatter?