ORDER THE SERVANTS TO ROAST THE FATTED CALF AND LAY OUT THE SATIN SHEETS, THE VESTAL VIRGINS HAVE ENTERED THE PALACE!!!! The Yankees lead is 12 runs and Martinez has collapsed on the mound! BOO-YAH!!!
I knew you'd like that, Dan! One funny thing about this is that it is clearly based on the SportsCenter narration of Kenny Mayne and Stuart Scott. Mayne likes to say stuff like "prepare the finest meats and cheeses. . ." when showing a home run, and Scott is known for his Boo-yah! Sadly, they are my two LEAST favorite anchors on ESPN. I think Mayne's shouting is stupid and never makes any sense at all. Meats and cheeses? Tastes like chicken? He's horrible. And Scott's "homeboy" routine (while wearing his $500 suit) wears thin after about 30 seconds (or 35 seconds if you're watching Men's highlights).
But when M.S.S. does it, it's hysterical.
