My favorite TV dialogue
from M*A*S*H:
Colonel Blake is in Tokyo, so Frank Burns is running the outfit. He gets everyone up at 6 am to exercise. Hawkeye and Trapper are in their bathrobes. Frank wants the men to "count off". Hawkeye and Trapper look at each other.
Trapper: Are you "one"?
Hawkeye puts his hand limply on his hip and lisps, "yes, are you?"
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