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Originally Posted by Camron Rust
Until the 10 minute mark, how do you know who is on the roster? Or do you not let a team warm up until they've submitted their rosters?
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Me: "Coach. I've got a technical foul charged to White 33 for dunking during the pregame warmup period so we'll be starting the game with some free throws for Red".
Coach: "33? He's not even on the varsity team. He's a junior varsity player. He doesn't even belong out there. His name won't be in the book".
Me: "OK coach. No technical foul. Now will you please get him off the court?"
Coach: "No problem Mr. BillyMac. And, by the way, some hot, single, Moms have told me that you look particularly handsome tonight, and they've asked me to get your phone number for them".
Me; "Just tell all of them to wait outside the locker room after the game. I'll pick the hottest one to buy me dinner tonight. Any good steak restaurants around here?"
Yep. That's the way it would go in my game.