Quote:
Originally Posted by Smitty
You already embarrassed yourself enough by speaking to someone in the stands in the first place.
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GUY IN STANDS: Hey ref, I'm the director of officials for the Horizon League. You look good out there. I want you to work for me. What's your name?
ME:
(silence; pay no attention)
GUY IN STANDS: Well, if you're not interested . . .
ME:
(wake up from nightmare)