No, I'm not becoming a coach, but I am going to run the clock one night this week.  I got a call from a buddy who is working on a girl's HS jamboree at the local HS.  He wanted to know if I could come over the following day and fill in for someone who had to bow out at the last minute.  It's only for one game and I get snacks.  I told him I would do it.
I promise not to correct any of the calls by the refs.