|
As that hip British chef Jamie Oliver always, says....
This one's "easy peasy".
Call nothing, unless A1 falls down or takes four steps to re-gain her balance.
If coach complains, quietly remind him that his player just away with a foul.
If A1 falls, or REALLY travels badly, call the pushing foul.
DO NOT, for God's sake, call a travel
__________________
HOMER: Just gimme my gun.
CLERK: Hold on, the law requires a five-day waiting period; we've got run a background check...
HOMER: Five days???? But I'm mad NOW!!
|