Quote:
Originally posted by Mark Padgett
Quote:
Originally posted by dblref
I am a government worker (yes, key word is "worker"),
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Q. What's orange and sleeps 6?
A. State highway truck.
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Here's another one.
A guy was drinking coffee at an outdoor cafe when he noticed two state highway workers along the side of the road. They each had a shovel. One would dig a hole, then they would wait about two minutes, then the other one would fill up the hole. They would move down the road about 10 feet and do the same thing again.
His curiosity got the better of him and he went down to ask them what they were doing. He said to them, "Guys, one of you digs a hole, then you wait about two minutes, then the other one fills it up. Then, you move down the road and do it all over again. What gives?"
"Oh", said one of the workers, "the guy who actually
plants the trees is home sick today".