My favorite--We were working at a school for the first time. Kid travels twice in a row, then tosses the ball down to the other end of the floor. Being the warm and gentle man my partner was, he asked the kid to go get the ball. As soon as the player handed it to my partner--"T" time.
We could hear the coach at half time yelling at the kid "These aren't the B squad officials--they aren't going to put up with your s***"
I still love that coach.