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Mark nailed it.
hack=hack
block=block
charge=charge
Coach: "How come it's a charge at the other end and a block at my end?"
Me: "Because their player had position and yours didn't."
Someone mentioned a while back that coaches who say "call it both ways" really mean "call it MY way", and I couldn't agree more.
Coach: "Fouls are 6-2 you know"
Me: "Yeah, better tell your kids not to hack so much, or the other team'll be shooting bonus."
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HOMER: Just gimme my gun.
CLERK: Hold on, the law requires a five-day waiting period; we've got run a background check...
HOMER: Five days???? But I'm mad NOW!!
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