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Originally posted by ChuckElias
Quote:
Originally posted by ChuckElias
Freejacked, welcome to the board. First thing I gotta know: are you a fan of Mick Jagger's acting career, or what? 
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125 views of this thread and I'm the only one to make a Mick Jagger crack? Come on, people! The ability of people on this board to recognize obscure pop culture references is just horrrrrrrible!
Either that, or I need to get a life. . . nahhhhhhhhhh!!
Chuck
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By looking at recent pictures it seems Mick Jagger's got a lot of
cracks, most of them have been plastered over with makeup however. Speaking of old:
Mick Jagger's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
Mick Jagger's so old, he farts out mummy dust.
Mick Jagger's so old, he sat next to JR in third grade.
Mick Jagger's so old, he knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Mick Jagger's so old, when he was young rainbows were black and white.
Mick Jagger's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told him to move his fat @ss out of the way.
Mick Jagger's so old, he used to baby-sit JR.
Mick Jagger's so old, when he was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Mick Jagger's so old, he owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.