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18U fastpitch. After a line drive bounced over 2nd base and through F8's legs that rolled to the fence for an in the park home run, as I get back to my A position F1 asks:
F1: Blue, can I get time out for a minute?
Me: Why?
F1: I need to go out and kick my centerfielder's a$$.
Me: Wow, can you get it done in a minute?
F1: Well, it will take me 30 seconds to catch her, 15 seconds to kick her a$$, and another 30 seconds to get back.
Me: That's too much time. Sorry, time request denied.
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