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Originally Posted by dash_riprock
One of my fantasies is plate chicks - baseball's answer to boxing ring card girls. They would come out in skimpy outfits and sweep the plate with a whisk broom (requiring bending at the waist) when it needed it. "Time! Can I get a plate chick out here please?" They would also supply the umpires with cold water.
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And they would brush 1/2 of the plate with their back towards the backstop and the other half with their back towards the field.
That way everyone enjoys, unless it's a GLM of one of the players.
But sometimes a player must just take one for the team!!!