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Originally Posted by mbyron
You have your partners sweep the plate? That's genius! Wish I'd thought of it.  |
One of my fantasies is plate chicks - baseball's answer to boxing ring card girls. They would come out in skimpy outfits and sweep the plate with a whisk broom (requiring bending at the waist) when it needed it. "Time! Can I get a plate chick out here please?" They would also supply the umpires with cold water.