[Mark Padgett]

NF rules. Two person officiating crew. A1 is airborne shooting a three point shot when he is flagrantly fouled by B1. Before he lands, A2 fouls B2. The shot goes in and then A3 punches B3 right in front of the score table. A6 and A7 along with B6 and B7 leave their benches and get in a fight with each other on the court. A parent comes down out of the stands and hits HC B on the head with her purse. It is then discovered that A1 was playing with an illegal number and B1 was never in the scorebook.

As the R tries to sort things out, the U tells him he didn't see any of it because he was busy checking out a hot mom in the third row (not the parent who hit HC B) and that she's so good looking, he inadvertently blew his whistle when the fight on the court started.

1) How many shots for each team?
2) Who (if anyone) gets ejected?
3) Who eventually gets possession?
4) Should the hot mom give the U her phone number?

Oh yeah - this all happened with a few seconds left in the fourth quarter of a tie game and the horn went off while A1 was in the air but before he released his shot. It's a tournament championship game and the winning team gets to have dinner with Angelina Jolie. The losers have to mow Billy Packer's lawn.