[Welpe]

You have 'em all saved too, don't you?

Did you print them out and spiral bind them together also?

Perhaps you keep them by your bedside so you can read them when you can't sleep at night, taking you to that magical land of candy gum drops that grow on trees, streams of fresh brewed beer flow freely and there are even officials there that actually enjoy reading your spirited and informed thoughts about the rules.

Yes John, there is such a place, where officials always call butt blocking and never tell the coach "three in the box". These kindly officials also never refuse to speak with you because you're just an assistant. Their calls are always perfect and nary an adornment is missed. It is a perfect land and you, sir, have the vehicle to get us there.