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Originally Posted by umpref

"This is what I got coach". After you explain, it is OVER! There is nothing else to talk about. No further dialog is needed once he asks why and you explain. I tell them it is over. If they keep carrying on, I explain that I am going back to my position. If they are still there when I get to that position, they are gone. Eject if needed and TURN AWAY AND LET YOUR PARTNERS GET HIM OUT OF THE PARK! If he refused to go, get security to take care of it.

See Piniella, Lou - Reference: YouTube - Lou's Meltdown at Wrigley
See Also Weaver, Earl - Reference: YouTube - Weaver and Haller

It really is that easy! I'm glad the method works all the time for you. Maybe you should train the MLB guys on how to do it.