OK BITS, if your going to be like that, I'll put my shoehorn away too. Right after I say this:
I can't find (understand) anything illegal about the self alley-oop. If I ever have to call it, I will probably allow it. When asked by the opposing coach why it is legal, I will not respond with all of my shoehorning.
I will just say:
"Our Association has determined that is legal because the pass off the glass is judged to be a try."
