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Originally Posted by amusedofficial
Why is allowing athleticism and competition determine the first possession of the game so bad?
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You have to forgive Billy. He's never been the same since that double overtime freshman girls thriller back in 1971 where he and his partner set a new record for the most jump balls in Land of Steady Habits history in a single game. It's a form of PTSD.
BTW, I searched through his state's online game report database. Other "Unusual occurrences/items of note" he wrote, "I have just used up all the jump balls that are in me. I am unable to ever toss a jump ball again. My partner will have to do it from now on."
Truly tragic.