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Originally Posted by Kevin Finnerty
California casual ... 
Do you prefer a clean-shaven, egotistical, immobile hack to a humble, diligent, knowledgeable, mobile umpiring devotee? Because our assignors often make that same choice. And our evaluators often weigh 15 different criteria against grooming, and rate great umpires with goatees accordingly. |
Of course not, but I don't think that's the issue here.
The issue is a clean-shaven, egotistical, imobile hack vs. a bearded, egotistical, immobile hack.