Had a Legion game last summer. Unbelievable looking, extra-friendly, tanned, 40-something mom in shorts & tank top greets us on the way in with a bottle of water & takes her place in a lawn chair behind the screen. Actually mentions in our brief visit that she is just divorced.
My partner (divorced) is checking her out and making comments about how he is going to get her number before we leave.
She gets on his tail about the strike zone on the first pitch and b****ed about every close call all day.
On the way out, I asked my PU if he got her number, at which time he said he told me to kiss his @ss!
