Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA

Coach: Blue, you need to get those glasses off that pitcher.
Umpire: Why is that, Coach?
Coach: They are mirrored lenses.
Umpire: Good eyes, Coach, so they are.
Coach: Well, the pitcher cannot wear them.
Umpire: Again, Coach, why is that?
Coach: Because they are distracting my batters!
Umpire: Really? Well, Coach, there is the answer to why your team hasn't scored any runs yet. The batters are looking in the wrong place for the pitch!